Waiting For Tommy XXX
By Richard Johnston |
PART
ONE: CIRCUMVENTING QUALITY
Now why
would you want to do such a thing? Surely the comic you're
publishing is excellently written, beautifully crafted and
is bound to create a generation bonding moment that will be
remembered on nostalgia shows to come? Well, possibly, but
this is comics. Competition is tough.
Diamond
have a retail advisory board, made up of retailers who judge
comics submitted for distribution. When Diamond is asked to
distribute a new comic from an unknown publisher, they demand
a completed issue first, which is then judged by the panel.
Very, very few make it through. After all, in a market that
values revived kids cartoon concepts from the eighties rather
than anything new that someone wants to say, what have you
got that will make you seem worthy? I'm sorry, but keenness
just won't cut it.
So, how
to get round it? After all, you're just starting out in comics,
they can't expect another fully fledged Jeff Smith, can they?
And look how scrappy early Cerebus was, that would never pass
muster today. Hell, current issues probably wouldn't pass
muster either, what do you want, blood?
Well,
first, let's look at the Jon Lewis option. When his Xeric
Grant award winning title, True Swamp, was published, it got
into Previews by the skin of its teeth in a much more generous
"comics boom" age. It sunk, both in sales and perceived quality
of art - Diamond refused to continue distributing it. All
it took was True Swamp fan Jeff Mason to publish it through
Alternative Comics and hey presto, Diamond took it back again.
The Jon Lewis manoeuvre describes the process of getting your
book distributed by stealth, by getting under an existing
imprint distributed by Diamond, so it slips under their quality-threshold
radar. Larry Marder did something similar with Beanworld,
and Image Central has made an industry out of it. The creator
still does all the hard work, but no longer has to deal with
the pain of getting distribution.
Another
variance on that is the fake publisher. Paul Pope got THB,
again another title with non-traditional art styles and a
very non-traditional format, by pretending he was a creative
find by new publisher Horse Press. Suddenly it appeared that
a proper publisher was taking a risk on this new guy, so why
shouldn't retailers or Diamond? Ha. Paul was Horse, just as
David Lapham was El Capitan and Martin Wagner was Double Diamond.
For my
first self published title, Dirtbag, I went overboard getting
distributed. It was pretty much my number one goal. A year
before the first issue came out, I went round the local comics
convention with sheets of A3 Bristol Board. I explained I
was looking to get sketches for the cover of my first comic
book... Simon Bisley was the first, with his Manic Mandrill
and others soon followed. The same was repeated six months
later, now Jeff Smith, Paul Grist and, thanks to Eddie Campbell,
pretty much the entire Vertigo troop. A signing a few months
later brought me Bryan Talbot and unexpectedly Neil Gaiman,
doing his 'Sandmouse'.
Who cared
about the insides? The covers sold the comic from an unknown
British guy. When many far better new self published titles,
such as Very Vicky were struggling to get sales of even triple
figures, I stormed into four figures with my first title.
A number
of other creators have been successful getting a barnstorming
quote for their first issue, but that's getting easier by
the day. With so many pros online, participating in message
boards, with their own websites even, the ability to contact
individuals and get that all important Diamond-convincing
quote has never been easier. And who are Diamond to disagree
with the opinion of a comics master? Some can be deceptive
though. the "a great title" quote by Jack
Kirby for Martin Wagner's Hepcats, was in reference to
exactly that - the title, not the comic.
But when
it comes to it, this is all window dressing, designed to convince
Diamond that yes, they should distribute you. But is this
the problem? When so many requests to Diamond are turned down,
should anyone be requesting at all?
How about
just telling Diamond that they are distributing your comic.
Make it a de facto state of affairs. If you don't actually
ask Diamond to distribute your comic, then they don't have
to make a decision. This saves them precious time, money and
resources. Hell, you're doing them a favour.
This
is the equivalent of getting backstage to a gig by just walking
in, like you own the place. If you act like you're meant to
be there, often people will probably agree, and not bother
you. Hell, I've got into the offices of the BBC or TV production
studios that way. Seriously, if anyone wants to invade a nation's
broadcasting houses, give me a shout.
So in
your letter to Diamond, don't give them any reason to reply.
Set everything out: the title and credits of your comic, the
page count., whether it's in colour or not (and the likelihood
is 'not'), the retail price (go over $3 at your peril), the
price you'll sell to Diamond (go with 60% off cover price
to be safe), the month in which the comic will ship, the Terms
of Sale (Net 30 is standard, where Diamond pays you 30 days
after receipt of goods), include solicitation information
(name dropping anyone you can), a cover... and here's the
nest clever bit.
Why you
should be eligible for a Cool Cat or Spotlight listing, a
way to raise your profile in Previews. Hell, just because
you're a first time publisher, no reason you can't get a better
profile. Dirtbag got a spotlight and a highlighted listing
from the first and second issues.
Remember,
if you ask to be distributed by Diamond, they have to spend
time and money to say no. If you don't ask, just tell, it'll
save them so much effort, they're bound to be grateful.
With
the market declining of late, and more and more creator-owned
titles bonding to existing publishers in order to reduce business
and admin costs and effort, as well as raise their profile,
there's a gap in the market for interesting self-published
titles again. An internet to promote them, and a market waiting
for the next big thing to exploit.
Look,
if they'll buy Civilian Justice, they'll buy anything, right?
But if
you find this advice useful, send me a ticket for the movie-of-the-comic
premiere.
NEXT:
How to STAY in Previews when the sales start to fall.
Rich
Johnston writes the comics industry rumour column Lying
In The Gutters, currently rather popular. Why not pop
by?
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