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Waiting For Tommy XXXI
By Richard Johnston |
In
last week's
Waiting For Tommy, I talked about how to cheat your way into
Previews. How to get a self published comic past the oppressive
doors at Diamond by use of trickery, deceit and downright balls.
Even how to get a better listing. a spotlight, a Cool Cat, whatever
it is that gets you that added bit of notice when the retailers
place their orders.
But
that's just the start. You see, it's very rare that a self
published comic actually gets enough orders to stay being
distributed by Diamond. Because while you may have sneaked
your way in, staying in month after month isn't as easy. Your
numbers will drop issue by issue, and the minimum order number,
usually around a thousand, is increasingly difficult to maintain.
Hell, you'll be lucky if you get that for your first issue.
So, how to stay in Previews in a year? There
are a number of techniques.
1.
Build up sales by positive reviews, reader feedback and
word of mouth. This never ever happens - okay, maybe a few
times. Y:
The Last Man, Bone, Authority,
um. look, it's very rare. If you don't make a sales impact
with your first issue that will sustain subsequent issue
drops, it's incredibly unlikely you'll survive as you are.
And no, you probably won't make that sales impact. Here's
how it works. Retailers order conservatively, if you've
hyped the book enough, they'll sell out. If they reorder
at all, they'll get 1 or 2 copies. And since, despite your
best efforts, less than a third of shops even carried your
book, you're soon sinking. The number of great and glorious
comic books that met an untimely death due to low orders
could fill many longboxes. I'm sorry, but playing fair and
square doesn't work. We learnt that even getting in Previews.
look it has a role, certainly. And getting publicity on
the right mailing lists and getting support from creators
can certainly help. But not even Warren
Ellis can take a comic selling 300 and make it sell
3000.
2.
Relaunch. Just how many issue ones can you have? It's a
bizarre fact but retailers will always order higher on the
first issue than on subsequent issues, based on the fact
that readers will often try a first issue, decide they don't
like it and won't pick up a second. Or they'll pick up the
second and not the third. And when you're on such low numbers
to start with, even if there's a pick up in orders around
the fourth issue, the likelihood is that it still won't
be as high as the second issue. Yes, yes, I know, it worked
on books like Powers
and Fables
but that's not the norm, and your comic probably isn't quite
as good as you think it is. So why not make every issue
a first issue? Okay, that won't fool many, but it will fool
some. Dirtbag, a series I created that lasted seven issues,
saw sales fall month by month, despite increasingly positive
reviews and feedback. X-Flies, where every issue was a "first"
issue in it's own right, nothing ever seeing the number
'2' against its name, maintained sales far more successfully
and, indeed, paid off all the losses accrued on Dirtbag.
3.
Suck up to your Diamond representative. Constantly promise
jam tomorrow, even if you never deliver. Maybe you're about
to sign a Marvel
contract. You're in talks with Frank Quitely to do a cover.
You're going to do a Spawn crossover. Neil Gaiman's going
to be writing an issue. Anything, make it up. You're a comic
book creator, it shouldn't be hard. You can stretch distribution
by a couple of tortuous issues this way.
4.
Find a bandwagon. Tie into to something hot. Yes, X-Flies
was a good example, but can't you throw a couple of giant
fighting robots into the mix? Yes, I know, your comic is
a slice of life gothic despair kitty torturing title, but
c'mon, can't you do a fantasy dream sequence with a couple
of giant fighting Japanese robots? I knew you could. Crossover
audience for that kind of thing can be huge.
5.
Change your name to Brian
Michael Bendis. Look, it's worth a shot. Now some of
you may be thinking that all this is cheap, tawdry buffoonery
rather than concentrating on the art. But you want to your
comic to be distributed don't you? And Diamond, though flawed
in many ways, is at least a guarantee of some non-returnable
sales, and a way to reach a very large audience who will
actually pay for your work.
Of course, one day, all these techniques will fall away and
you actually will have to start selling your work on pure
quality. Who knows, by then you might actually be good enough.
Rich
Johnston has self published a number of titles as Twist And
Shout Comics and currently writes the gossip/rumour column
Lying In The
Gutters
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